I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.
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This is how Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law party on the set.
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1982
So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.
They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS wait what
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